herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

volcainist:

officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

rainbowkaneki:

sakuratikah:

I am so angry.

If someone stole your car, be happy. That means you had a nice car.

rainbowkaneki:

sakuratikah:

I am so angry.

If someone stole your car, be happy. That means you had a nice car.


heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevinge will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie. 
Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.

fishingboatproceeds:

Cara Delevinge will play Margo Roth Spiegelman in the Paper Towns movie

Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.


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